Computer Room (Off The Library) Paper Regulations (Scotland) Act 2006

The above document was published today and comes into immediate effect.
Inasmuch that a humble librarian can even attempt to precis the word-weaving of higher intelligences I suspect that the conclusions can be encapsulated something like:

• There is a printer in the computer room;
• This printer consumes paper;
• Eventually the paper is all-consumed;
• The Print Room (see separate regulations) supplies paper;
• Go to the Print Room;
• Bring some paper back to the Computer Room;
• Fill paper tray.

My simple prose does not do justice to the poetry of the original but should our maisters be after requiring some skivvy to fulfil these fuctions for them, I should be only to glad to...